John Cole Comments

"Hondootedly Hugo Chavez Mostah Tony Blair mod-term reshuffle can I phone a friend Old Guard purged former allies I should be so lucky lucky lucky lucky Mostah John Reid dope-head hardman from the Gorbals the Da Vinci Code Patricia Hewitt totally useless Ruth Kelly opus dei West Ham three Liverpool three scowling presence Gordon of Khartoum ferry cross the mersey doo wah diddy dum diddy hairdressing appointment christ have you seen the bill McDonald's Happy Meal pentium four Iraq rattle and roll Meejor Office of State Jack Straw paying the ultimate penalty fairytale of New York virtual reality game show millions of foreign criminals dumb blonde called Chantelle Tracey Temple Mostah John Prescott Charles Clarke Sir Geoffrey Hoy deal or no deal Human Rights Act judges need to be brought into line Mossis Thotcher can I have a P Bob a set of candlesticks a wok and a cuddly toy Moster David Comeron hypocritical berk too many Scots in the government Sir Ming Vase senile dementia funny farm loony bin chicken mcnugget surfing the net orderly transfer of power Tony's legacy crazy as a fruitbat"