Seek and Ye Shall (Not) Find

At first I was fantastically excited about the fact that the blog appeared to be searchable - see various posts below. But in fact it turns out that both the 'search this blog' button above and the google blog search are so piss-poor that they are virtually useless. In fact, if you now do a search for 'alastair's heart monitor' on the google blog search, most of the results appear to relate to eastern european porn sites - quite handy if you want to spend Saturday night tied to a tree on the outskirts of Belgrade being intermittently whipped by a buxom fraulein - but otherwise not much good. I e-mailed google's help desk - they're as much good as a chocolate teapot - as before they told me to piss off because they were too busy. So, meantime, don't bother searching. Sorry.