Caledonian Antisyzygy (and the Spiders From Mars)

Of the many paradigms which oppose the unionist or universal model of cultural conformity within the British isles, the most influential is the Caledonian antisyzygy, which was most eloquently formulated by G Gregory Smith in 1919: 4 5 .. the literature [of Scotland] is the literature of a small country...it runs a shorter course than others...in this shortness and cohesion the most favourable conditions seem to be offered for a making of a general estimate. But on the other hand, we find at closer scanning that the cohesion at least in formal expression and in choice of material is only apparent, that the literature is remarkably varied, and that it becomes, under the stress of foreign influence, almost a zigzag of contradictions. The antithesis need not, however, disconcert us. Perhaps in the very combination of opposites - what either of the two Thomases, of Norwich and Cromarty, might have been willing to call 'the Caledonian antisyzygy' - we have a reflection of the contrasts which the Scot shows at every turn, in his political and ecclesiastical history, in his polemical restlessness, in his adaptability, which is another way of saying that he has made allowance for new conditions, in his practical judgement, which is the admission that two sides of the matter have been considered. If therefore, Scottish history and life are, as an old northern writer said of something else, 'varied with a clean contrair spirit,' we need not be surprised to find that in his literature the Scot presents two aspects which appear contradictory. Oxymoron was ever the bravest figure, and we must not forget that disorderly order is order after all. (taken from website http://seneca.uab.es/SCOTT/CALEDONI.htm) I'm not really sure what all this means, but I think it describes the Scottish capacity for believing two mutually exclusive things simultaneously. At least that's what I believe. On the other hand, I don't believe that.