alastair's heart monitor

To give me something to do while I'm waiting for and then recovering from heart surgery, and to keep friends, relatives and colleagues in touch with the state of my head

Friday, April 07, 2006

One Flu Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Ross Finnie said, "Right, you men there, don't panic. It's only one dead swan. There's no need to panic. I mean, obviously if any more dead swans turn up then.......well there's no need to panic during this crisis. No, Jones, I DID NOT say it was a crisis. What I said was, "Christ, is that another dead swan?" Anyway, the message from the Executive is don't panic. I wouldn't have chicken korma for a while if I was you, but don't panic. Stupid Boy. I'm off to Australia on holiday for the next three years until this crisis is over. Panic".

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