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From the pages of Viz - the Ultimate Swearing Dictionary - Roger's Profanisaurus Well, it is disgusting and profane, and foul-mouthed, and crude, and disgusting, and shocking, and revolting, and obscene, and lewd, and ooh you are awful, and did I mention disgusting, and the funniest book ever written by mortal man. Roger Mellie dedicates the book to "my darling girlfriend Candy, who, twenty minutes after the tragic death of my wife, showed me it was possible to love again. And again, twenty minutes later". I was going to give some examples from the book but I find that all my favourites are far too obscene to quote in a public place. Like 'mapatasi' (the definition in the book makes me blush, but have a look at an Atlas for Tasmania, then pronounce 'mapatasi' in an Australian accent, and have a guess at what it means). (see map of Tasmania here -http://www.designshare.com/articles/1/125/tasmania.jpg) Buy this book.