'Head Buttons Up The Back' Department

This from the BBC's web-site Silent shop robber sent to jail A masked knifeman - caught by the shop worker he attacked - tried to dodge police questions by pretending to be a Buddhist who could not speak. Callum Neil was silent again at the High Court in Edinburgh as he was jailed for three years and nine months for the attack on Mohammed Sharif. Neil, 29, had drunk a litre of vodka and two bottles of Buckfast. Neil had pleaded guilty earlier to assaulting Mr Sharif with intent to rob him on 23 December. His lawyer told the court on Thursday the clumsy raid was "a cry for help." Well why didn't he just cry for help for f**k sake?