Newsflash from the BBC - another Minister in soapy bubble

Cannabis found at John Reid home A "minuscule" (sic) quantity of cannabis resin has been found at the Scottish home of Defence Secretary John Reid. Mr Reid said the cannabis - worth less than £1 - was found in a guest room and police had told him it could have been there for years. "I have no idea where it came from, or when," the defence secretary said.

Spookily, these are the very words uttered by 98% of persons who are found in possession of controlled drugs (or stolen property, or incriminating evidence) - the only difference in this case is that, hah-hah, the police seem to believe it.