A Wonderful Weekend of Sport

I've got a wife and half a dozen football teams to support. Here's how all my favourite teams got on this weekend. I mainly support Dumbarton Dumbarton 0-1 Raith Rovers Falkirk is the nearest ground to where I live, so I support them as well Falkirk 0-0 Hibs Of course, my upbringing conditions me to lend support to Rangers Rangers 0-1 Celtic and my association with Bristol gives me an interest in the two clubs Bristol City 0-1 Brentford is anyone discerning a pattern here?.... but wait Darlington 1-1 Bristol Rovers Come on ye Rovers - get in there !! I hate football And into the bargain, as I write, Scotland are being eviscerated by Wales at rugby. But in the immortal words of the sage "Why should we care what happens to a bunch of lawyers from Edinburgh who spend their Saturday nights drinking each others urine?".