In-Joke For Falkirk Only

Separated at birth See, eh basically it's a game of two halves. My client's a bit of a space cadet, you know, a bit of a zoomer, and he'd been at the jungle juice, and he got involved wi' a couple o' cowboys fae the Bog, so the ball was well and truly up on the slates, and then when the polis came there was a bit of an amorphous breach, which in fairness he wasn't the prime mover in. Course the cowboys had f***ed off by that time. So, eh, in conclusion it was a bit of a game of two halves